Not Even Related

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Zine
Title: Not Even Related
Publisher: Travesty Press
Editor(s): Dar F & Cynthia Shannon
Type:
Date(s): summer 1985
Medium: print
Size: probably small as it was only $1.99
Fandom: Simon & Simon
Language: English
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flyer in Details at 11 #9, click to read

Not Even Related is an "un-zine," a guide for the neophyte zine editor. It was published as a sort of sister zine to Details at 11.

From Details at 11 #9: "It's funny (we think so), so order it for a laugh and for some important pointers. Since DEA #10 will be a summer issue and people don't have much to say during rerun season, I plan to include some humorous addendum to Not Even Related II, so if you haven't read NER II, you won't understand much of DAE #10. Blackmail, get it!"

While this fanwork has a title that suggests it is the second issue, it is unlikely there is a prior publication.

From the Flyer

DREADING SUMMER RERUN SEASON? Does the thought of sitting through another airing of "Our Fair City" make your mind wander towards thoughts of creating your own S&S fiction? You say you want to publish your own S&S fiction zine, but you don't know where to begin? You're alone; you're puzzled; you've followed all the arrows and you still come up with a blank. You don't know who to turn to. Friends, relatives, other zine editors: you can't confide in them, or you have confided in them and they've stopped answering your letters. Who can you turn to with your problem? Who can you depend on? Us, that's who! We're Shannon and Fisher, confidential line editors. Discreet, efficient, professional. We have pooled our vast resources of knowledge and came up with THE solution to your problem: NOT EVEN RELATED II, the S&S un-zine, a compleat guide for the neophyte zine editor of "how not to publish a fiction zine". Learn from our experience. God knows we've made every mistake in the book!! In glorious block and white, we'll show you every element a professional looking zine must have, and which you should avoid like the plague. (Where else can you find a description even close to "he looked like a side of beef in a bad suit"'?) We guide you through the errors many neophyte zine editors make, and through our exclusive "trial by fire" lesson plans we'll give you the potential ability to publish the best S&S fiction line of all time. Yes, you'd expect to pay $19.95 for this wealth of information, but ltfs available now for the unbelievably low price of only $1. 99! That's right: for less than the price of a Big Mac and fries, you too, can become on ace S&S zine editor. "Not Even Related II" is now available through TRAVESTY PRESS. (Yes, folks. It's a genuine TRAVESTY!) Order now, and you'll receive our special MONEY BACK GUARANTEE: if the big one [1] hits ground zero before you receive your copy of NER II, your money will be cheerfully refunded (provided the San Francisco Bay Area is not ground zero! Travesty Press would also like to mention that "Not Even Related II* swept the "Towner" awards of Media Way Out West -- thanks to everyone!! To order your copy of NOT EVEN RELATED It, send $1.99 to:

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